AISubs v3.7
Since Lemon is gone, we'll switch to a live show.
Everyone, please gather up! Gather up!
Half of the scene is gone now.
Please gather up.
You're the one who threw the tomato.
Why are you taking it?
Please gather up.
I want to eat the bread. I want to eat the bread.
Hey, you're messing with us too much.
Hurry up and line up!
Okay, so...
The scene has changed and Miyana is back.
In commemoration of the change of scene...
Let's say it all at once.
Let's say it all at once!
P.E. Papa Farapo!
Papa Farapo!
Shut up!
I'm glad it's a famous name.
I'm glad it's "ifran".
If you scream, it's definitely "ifran".
Maybe it's me.
I think it was a fun holiday abroad.
If that's the case, it's really funny.
Hurry up and come!
Okay, it's my turn.
Woohoo!
You're a selfish man, aren't you?
I don't want you to come now.
I don't want you to come now!
I told you not to come next to me!
Hurry up and scream!
If Ryo says "hurry up and scream", it's over.
Yomo is strong.
If you say "Yomo is strong", it's Yoshiko.
From now on, I'll be trapped and Ryo will say "hehehe" next to me and I'll die.
That's right, that's right.
Hurry up and drink it.
Let's drink it.
Cheers!
Don't say useless things like that!
Okay, music! Start!
Now Ayaki is mine!
Someone help me!
What should I do? What should I do?
Wait! I'm being captured and there's nothing!
High speed car!
Oh, I forgot about the gum tape!
Hurry up and win!
I forgot about the gum tape!
What are you talking about?
Give me instructions! Everyone is drunk!
What are you talking about?
I'm Suzuki!
You guys, stop it!
I'm sorry.
We'll do it in the next scene.
Tetsuya Lloyd says "I'm done." and then he says "I'm sorry."
Rikuka Aile, please turn off the lights.
You're not good at saying things like that!
Director, open up! What did I say?
I'm dead.
You're dead, you idiot!
You're not good at saying things like that!
Someone help me!
It's better if you leave me alone!
This is...
This person is...
You're too excited, aren't you?
I like you!
Seriously, after 30 seconds of filming, it finally switched on.
I seriously don't remember the moment it came on.
When you said "leave me alone",
I said "it's better if you leave me alone".
You're so cool!
Hey! Hey!
Hey!
Isn't it weird?
Why did you do that?
It's life, you know?
It's hot!
Someone help me!
Hurry up!
I'm going home!
One, two...
Start!
Oh no, oh no...
It's not "oh no, oh no"...
Someone help me!
You!
I'm going to break you!
It's better if you leave me alone!
That won't work!
Human attacks...
Won't work on me, androids!
"Karanno"?
It's not "Karanno"!
You!
You're not in a position to help me!
It's not "Karanno", but you're helping me.
Don't talk about my zombie,
and don't show it to the camera!
You know, you're wearing an ugly outfit right now.
Android.
Kiss attack.
Do you like african women?
No, I don't like them.
That's why you're my type.
You're old.
What's with you?
Seriously.
Seriously, you're old.
I'm still...
I'm still drunk, but...
I'm still... I'm still fine.
It's like a crime test for me.
It's crazy.
Can I say something?
Sure.
It's so fun!
He's drunk...
This is the funniest part.
He's drinking with his back to me.
He definitely started drinking with his back to me.
Now we are playing a meatball battle between Tetsuya and you.
Seriously?
I'm going first.
Hey! I haven't had a single drink yet!
Director, please give us instructions!
What is it? Director, what is it?
Tetsuya and I will fight each other for this drink.
And I will lose?
Android will be above and above.
And you will be below.
You shut up, Stevie Wonder!
I will ask for the director's instructions properly!
Let's start from Sara.
I think she will go first.
Sara will be above and below.
What is Sara gonna do?
She is going to be a Terminator's junkie.
What is Sara gonna do?
Sara is going to be on YouTube.
And I'm going to be there.
And you two are going to be there.
How is that possible?
What is wrong with you?
Your weapon is too funny.
What is that?
We didn't have this.
Android is pointing at the team player.
You sit down.
Why?
You only sit down.
Can I say one thing?
No.
One thing is not good.
What do you want me to say today?
Can I say one thing when you are drunk?
I want to say only one thing.
After that, you say one thing in Kansai dialect.
I see.
And you point like this.
You didn't drink, did you?
I'll drink with you.
No, you can't.
Then, I'll lose.
You are so good at talking.
Stop it!
You are not here.
I want you to come back.
Are you stupid?
You are drunk.
Let's drink together.
Five.
Four.
Three.
Two.
One.
(They need 5 seconds of breaks)
Phuaaa!
(They need 5 seconds of breaks)
I'm sorry, I'm sorry
(They need 5 seconds of breaks)
You should lend me yours
Leave it alone
Help me!
You are a wonderful man
It's okay
It hurts!
You had about 10 minutes when you took off
Right?
That's impossible
We're even while we were getting ready
What's with that video? What are you using it for?
It's better than you making it up!
Today's video is fun!
It's fun right now!
Hey, you're making me sick!
You're making me sick!
I'll drink it!
Geez...
Which one do you think was the best?
Which one?
The one where you were drunk.
What?!
You're kidding me, right?!
Then...
Let's just stop talking when everyone's drunk.
When the director says "cut," that scene ends.
Got it.
Go for it!
I can do this!
Boobies!
This is getting fun!
You're making me sick!
Spin, spin, spin!
Alright!
Alright, so... 3, 2...
I'm gonna kill you!
Not bad, you bastard.
Me?
Thank you for saving me. I've always liked you.
No, no, no, I love you.
I'm sorry.
Hahahahahahaha
Wait a minute.
That's lame.
What is?
You're already Arahane-kun.
No, no, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
I'm just getting older.
I'll have a pizza for dessert.
Thank you for the meal.
It's just delicious now.
This will probably cheer you up.
It's the best.
It's really good.
When did you order it?
I ordered it in an instant.
Look at Misan.
Let's go for it.
Toshimitsu is the best.
Pizza is the best.
Pizza = Toshimitsu
If you eat pizza, I'll give you Toshimitsu.
You were also pizza.
Hahahahahahaha
I don't know when it's over.
Gather around!
Yanta, come here!
Yes!
Sit down!
Director!
Please go to the making!
I'm going to faint from this cut!
Please!
Drink it now!
It's been four hours!
Be quiet, fat man!
Calm down!
You'll be fine.
The main character is sleeping here.
It's already 8 o'clock.
I know you want to finish it in one cut,
but we wanted to show you
how we finished it in one cut.
We wanted you to be happy about it.
What if we did our best
and finished it in one cut?
What do you think?
Wait a minute!
Listen to me!
It's "Dragon Ball" theory.
The most interesting moment ends.
That's the coolest.
Just say it!
If you can't say it now,
say it later!
With all your concentration,
we're going to end it now!
Okay!
We're going to end it now!
Let's go back to the beginning!
It's over?
It's over!
One last time, please!
Wait! The director is saying it!
We're going to end it with the director!
Wait!
Hey!
It's over!
One! Two! Hurry up!
A little more!
Hurry up!
We're going to end it here for now, but you know the part we filmed today?
We're going to finish it up as soon as we can today.
So we're going to watch it and reflect on it for you guys tomorrow!
Sorry!
Please continue!
Let's just leave the drama part alone!
Yeah, let's leave the drama part alone!
Today is over, right?
Today is also over for now, right?
But what I'm thinking is...
It's okay for this video to end like this!
Well, yeah, that's true.
See you tomorrow!
Bye bye!
I'm going to stop it!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Good morning!
How are you doing today?
Well...
My head hurts a little.
But you don't look like you're in a good mood. You looked like you were having so much fun yesterday.
Is this normal?
There's probably a cut in it, but I'm surprised.
There are people who are so tired and have such boring thoughts.
Scary!
I don't remember what happened.
I'm sure you don't remember.
Well, in the end, you don't remember how far the drama went yesterday.
I really don't remember.
I was in a room with a drunk guy.
I probably went into that room, too.
Yeah, I don't know that much.
I probably stayed there for a long time.
I probably stayed there for about the same time as Tetsuya.
I don't remember.
You're lying!
Well, let's all watch it together and end this video.
Yes!
But when the camera was turned away, everyone was conscious of it.
I remember the moment when I changed my mind a lot.
Then...
Here you go!
This is bad! This is bad!
The latest Android O81e model has escaped from the research institute!
If the country finds out about this Android research, I'll be caught!
What? What?
I'm Ayako Hasegawa.
I'll do my best today, too!
I'll do it for sure!
What's wrong with you?!
Evil words...
...can't be forgiven!
That guy!
I'll...
I'll do it.
This...
...is for you!
Thank you!
If you don't mind, would you like some tea...
...or alcohol after this?
Alcohol!
Wanna drink?
Oh, this is a bad place!
It's fun, isn't it?
Wow!
Wow, it's blue!
It's a great place!
What a drinker you are!
Do you want one of mine?
You're such a good drinker!
You're so cool!
You're a little too much!
I drank half of it!
Drink before you talk!
It was fun, wasn't it?
Me...
That...
Don't you get it?
I don't get it either.
Don't rush me!
It was fun, wasn't it?
Don't rush me!
I can't do it myself.
When should we go on a date next?
No, no, no!
Why?
Why do you want me to say that?
There's a lot, isn't there?
So...
It's true, it's true!
Me...
That...
Don't you get it?
It's true!
It was fun, wasn't it?
Hey!
You're too kind!
I'll take your woman!
Why?
It's true!
I'll take your woman!
Hey!
Don't do it in front of me!
Don't do it!
No!
Stop it!
No!
Stop it!
This...
Might be useful...
Hahaha!
Now Ayapi is mine!
I've been caught! Someone help me!
What should I do? What should I do?
Hey! Help me!
Help me!
It's not "help me", it's "someone help me"!
I've already broken it!
Someone help me!
Hey!
Help me!
Hey you!
Why are you talking like that?
I don't know...
What's going on?
Stop it!
You're so cute!
Stop it!
You're so cute!
Stop it!
Someone help me!
You should be acting!
Hahaha!
What?
Hahaha!
What?
What's wrong with you?
Stop it!
You're laughing.
You're crazy.
Stop it!
I said stop it!
I didn't say "stop it"!
You're not in the cut!
Hey!
You're too late and he's already up!
Help me!
You're not like your father!
My father has nothing to do with it!
I'm not like him!
You're too excited!
Hahaha!
Human attacks don't work on me!
And?
And more!
I'm here to save you!
Hahaha!
You're in the cut!
You're aavoiding bean bags now!
Android!
Bean bag attack!
Hahaha!
Hammer!
You're in the cut!
Hahaha!
I'm sorry...
They were bullying me...
Don't get hurt...
It was a bad joke...
Help me!
You're an amazing man...
It's ok...
You're ok...
I'm treating you to a beer so...
Sit down!
I'm drowning with alcohol!
I'm gonna pay for this!
Get out of here!
I'm gonna pay for this!
Call the police!
Robber! Catch him!
Ouch! Ouch!
It hurts!
Ouch! Ouch!
Hey!
Ouch! Ouch!
Not bad, you bastard.
You're...
...dead, too!
Thank you for saving me!
I love you!
Well...
Let's be together forever!
That's it!
That's it for today!
I don't remember anymore.
We don't have it anymore.
We can't collect it anymore.
So we have to stop collecting it.
We can't collect it anymore.
The end.
It's been more than 2 hours.
We can't collect it.
We ate pizza!
It was more than we imagined.
There was a timing when we broke it.
We were serious in the middle of it.
But it got weird around the catch ball.
I was surprised when I said "like this".
I couldn't stop saying it.
I was a man wearing a top and pants.
Everyone said it was fun.
It was a fun smell.
I just remembered that I sneezed a lot.
It was so fun.
I want to do it like you next time.
It's important to eat a lot of food.
Don't drink it up.
I won't drink it up.